A Word from the Developer

And you may find yourself in another part of the world

And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?”

And you may ask yourself, “How do I work this?”

-With apologies to The Talking Heads

Frequently Anticipated Questions

  • This doesn’t look like a normal web page.  What gives?
  • As a twenty year veteran of the web design industry, I am entitled to indulge myself on my own site.
  • This site looks really awful on *insert browser name and version*
  • This site uses seriously bleeding edge web standards.  I frankly cannot guarantee how it will look on any non-webkit browser (aka Chrome and Safari). Not gonna change it.
  • What is this crap? Are you some kind of nerd?
  • I am not “some kind” of nerd, I am The Nerd. Deal with it.